Moooomoooo

moooomoooo

In-Game Utility Bot
In-Game Name:	moooomoooo
In-Game Rank:	[B0T]
Custom Tag:	[$]
Command Prefix:	!
Cooldown:	5 Seconds per user
Status:	Active

moooomoooo is one of the most iconic and feature-rich automated utility bots on Jonarchy. Recognized in-game by its [B0T] rank and [$] tag, it provides an extensive suite of player statistics, database logging, AI integrations, offline messaging, and interactive minigames for the server community.

Overview

Unlike standard players, moooomoooo functions entirely as an automated account. It maintains constant uptime across Jonarchy's crossplay network (Java, Bedrock, and Eaglercraft). Players interact with the bot in global chat using the `!` prefix (with a default 5-second command cooldown per user).

Bot Commands Directory

Main & Database Statistics

These commands extract historical data going as far back as 2021:

• !help – Displays the interactive help menu.
• !bedrock – Checks how many Bedrock players have joined the server.
• !joins / !quits – Checks how many times someone has joined or left (logs back to 2021).
• !clout / !wordcount / !wc / !word [PHRASE] – Finds out how many times a word/message has been said on the server.
• !firstkill (!fk) / !firstdeath (!fd) – See your first kill or death message (logs back to 2021).
• !lastkill (!lk) / !lastdeath (!ld) – See your last kill or death message.
• !randomkill (!rk) / !randomdeath (!rd) – See a random kill or death message.
• !data [PLAYER] – Download all of your or someone else's data and messages.
• !top [NUMBER] [CATEGORY] – Leaderboards for playtime (pt), deaths, kills, nolife, messages, joins, or leaves.
• !onlinetop / !ot / !otop [NUMBER] – Leaderboards for highest stats among currently online players.
• !quote [PLAYER] [PHRASE] – Get a random message someone has said (or random Bedrock player quote).
• !newplayers [TIMEFRAME] – Shows amount of new players that joined before a certain time/date (e.g., 30d ago).
• !nolife – Calculates how much of your life was wasted playing the server since first join and daily average wasted time.
• !nwordcount / !nwords – Check how many nwords a player or total server has said.
• !firstwords / !lastwords – First or last message saved from a player.
• !seen / !lastseen – Last time the bot saw someone online or current session time.
• !firstseen / !jd / !joindate – First time the bot recorded someone online.
• !playtime / !pt – Get your or another player's playtime.
• !kd / !kills / !deaths – Checks player kill/death statistics across chat logs.
• !messages – Total messages saved from a player or whole server.
• !savemsg / !playmsg – Save a message to play back later.
• !iam / !whois – Identify yourself or check identity details.
• !uuid – Find a Minecraft player's UUID.

Online Player Statistics & Connectivity

• !prio / !slots – Check priority queue slots on 2b2t.
• !players – Total players saved in database (or online list via Discord bridge).
• !ping – Get ping and jitter of yourself or another player.
• !bestping (!bp) / !worstping (!wp) – Lowest or highest ping players.
• !bestjitter (!bestj) / !worstjitter (!wj) – Lowest or highest jitter players.

Offline Messaging System

• !offlinemsg / !om / !offlinemessage / !omsg – Save a message for an offline player (delivered when they log in, supports up to 6 messages total / 2 per author).
• !ignore / !unignore – Prevent or allow someone from offline messaging you.

In-Game Physical Controls & Diagnostics

• !mount – Board any boat or minecart within 5 blocks.
• !dismount / !unmount – Exit current vehicle.
• !time – Check tick time and time until bed sleep is available.
• !sleep – Check if sleeping is possible.
• !radius – Scan players and coordinates in bot's radius.
• !coords – Get current bot coordinates.
• !kill / !killbot – Force kill the bot.
• !tps – Approximate server TPS check.
• !discord – Fetch Discord chat bridge invite.
• !health – Displays health and food status of the bot.
• !runtime / !uptime – Check active bot runtime duration.

Web API & AI Model Integrations

• !chatgpt / !gpt / !ai – Interact with ChatGPT (supports history; use !gpt reset to clear).
• !gemini / !google – Interact with Google Gemini (!gemini reset to clear).
• !grok / !elon / !xai – Interact with xAI Grok (!grok reset to clear).
• !deepseek / !china / !xi – Interact with DeepSeek AI (!deepseek reset to clear).
• !pirate [QUERY] – Search Pirate Bay.
• !tor [QUERY] – Search Ahmia dark web engine.
• !stock [SYMBOL] – Get current/historical stock price data.
• !dadjoke / !joke – Generates a random joke.
• !wolframalpha / !wa / !math [QUERY] – Computation via WolframAlpha.
• !linkpreview / !link / !www [URL] – Retrieve website page title.
• !down – Check if a web domain is down.
• !urban / !ud – Top Urban Dictionary entry.
• !wiki – Summary from Wikipedia.
• !queue – 2b2t queue status tracker.
• !online [SERVER_IP] – Check player count on any external server.
• !ip – Lookup location/ISP of IP or domain.

Novelty & Entertainment Commands

• !hitman / !eliminate / !target – Send a virtual hitman.
• !blackjack / !roulette – Play interactive casino games.
• !nuke [LOCATION] – Trigger fake nuclear strike.
• !curse, !ban, !kick, !mute, !op – Gag commands simulating admin powers.
• !report, !rules – Server rule interactions.
• !dupe, !locate, !dox, !leak – Satirical anarchy meme tools.
• !y/n, !dice – Quick decision rollers.
• !execute – Initiates server vote to execute a target.
• !bless, !kit, !askgod, !askallah, !askrusher – Additional fun chat responses.